Sunday, December 22, 2013

Truth or fiction

I was going to confess that I like to wear womens underwear! But I seen Obama running down the street promoting his run for a 3rd term! This made me want to cheat on my ex! But then i realized I already admitted that I'm secretly in love with Justin Bieber! But when I went to say that I fell into vomit at McDonalds! So now I will have to quit my job; because I flipped off a cop after I won the lottery today. Then someone poked me in the eye today. Which then made me relive the seen that I saw of Obama running down my street wearing only a Santa hat.

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